Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Another Love Story

    There was once a boy named Dasata. Everybody hates Dasata because he is poor, ugly and no money no honey wtf.

    One day, Dasata was bullied by the Nokia XpressMusic gang. Suddenly, a girl came and rescued him. The girl kicked their ass till they cried wtf. The Nokia gang ran away. The girl introduced herself to Dasata as  Gilaim. Since that day, Dasata and Gilaim become friends. They eat together play together story-story together yet they never say never (suddenly). They always meet face to face because they have no cellphone because they know handphones emit harmful radiation watafak.

    One day eh tadi dah one day. Ok One evening, Gilaim starts to feel boring having everyday spent with Dasata. So Gilaim didn't meet Dasata at the park as usual today. Dasata thought that Gilaim arrived early and went into the nearby forbidden forest.

shit tak jadi cam shami


     Suddenly, Dasata was ambushed by the Success Biology Form 4 gang. Dasata was hit at the johnson body till bloody like bladi hell. The gang was scared when Dasata was seriously maimed like seriously. Dasata was left  alone in the forest. Then a poisonous snake came and patuk (see here) Dasata and ate Dasata auummm aummm.

      The news for Dasata came out the next day but somehow Gilaim didn't watch the news because she was too busy doing the dishes wtf exemplary daughter (see here) lah kata kan. After a few days, Gilaim realized there's an absence deep deep inside the core of her blood pumping heart (<-- jiwang doh). She went looking for Dasata. In the forbidden forest, the snake bit Gilaim and ate her. Gilaim and Dasata live in the snake happily never after.
    






YES YES I KNOW I'M NOT A GOOD WRITER

7 comments:

  1. bongok ahh citer kau haziq. hahaha

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  2. bodo sekoq ni.(ax)
    eh2.(anonymous)

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  3. haziq is the next Nicholas Spark?FAILED!

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  4. farihahahaahahah..nampak benor nipunye13 April 2011 at 17:41

    i'm your biggest fan i'll follow you until you love me hussaini yeah

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  5. bongeknye cite..hahahhaha bolela awk jd penulis utk "STORY WRITING FOR DUMMIES"

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  6. hahaha..lawak siot yg (see here)
    toek laa hang ni..haha

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